Saturday, August 26, 2023
Wednesday, July 5, 2023
"Get it right the first time" isn't my motto when I interpret song lyrics.
A bottle of white, a bottle of red
Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead …
Who can forget the opening lines of Billy Joel's classic 1977 song "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant," the tale of a singing waiter who also happens to play piano—which must be why it takes him an eternity of seven and a half minutes to deliver two bottles of wine that aren't rosé to a couple who probably weren't all that interested in the first place in hearing his sob story about some other couple named Brenda and Eddie.
Piano Man, you may have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack when you read your restaurant's latest Yelp reviews and realize your customers don't love you just the way you are.
Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead …
Who can forget the opening lines of Billy Joel's classic 1977 song "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant," the tale of a singing waiter who also happens to play piano—which must be why it takes him an eternity of seven and a half minutes to deliver two bottles of wine that aren't rosé to a couple who probably weren't all that interested in the first place in hearing his sob story about some other couple named Brenda and Eddie.
Piano Man, you may have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack when you read your restaurant's latest Yelp reviews and realize your customers don't love you just the way you are.
Friday, March 24, 2023
There are multiple Hellboys, but there's only one Ron Perlman.
I am the Hellboy ...
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| Ron Perlman, star of Hellboy (2004) and Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) |
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| David Harbour, star of the 2019 Hellboy reboot |
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| Deadpool 2's Jack Kesy, recently cast as Hellboy in a second reboot |
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| Perlman in the BBC series The Capture (2019-present) |
Goo goo g'joob.
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