pride (in the name of dumb)

The Proud Boys have been disrupting drag queens' "story hour" readings for children at public libraries during Pride Month.

Fine, Proud Boys—you're the proudest, gayest boys in all the land. But somehow I doubt my proclamation will make you live happily ever after.

May I suggest the next stop on your itinerary? Stand back and stand by to get more than you bargained for when you visit Queens. The Boyle Avenue Runners protect their own.