Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Didn't you play for the Yankees in, like, the '80s?

Many fans of Simon & Garfunkel consider their music to be timeless, but when it comes to photos of the duo, the captions found online are occasionally just lost in time.

RollingStone.com, October 13, 2011

HollywoodReporter.com, February 7, 2013

TheGuardian.com, May 25, 2015

(Actually, the date in this photo's caption seems to be correct, but what's a "dynamic due"? Batman gets to wear tights, but his sidekick, Robin, has to run around with his underwear exposed—would that be considered a case of Robin paying his dynamic dues?)