David Ellis at his second best?

Ellis, where were you when James Patterson was writing Along Came a Spider and Kiss the Girls? Those books could've been twice as good with your contractually credited but professionally unacknowledged contributions to Patterson's effortless storytelling. You're fired!

Who'd you get down with in '94, Will?

On The Get Down, Netflix's megabudget, disco-era series, Dizzee, played by Will Smith's son, Jaden, draws himself as an alien.

Is he actually Men in Black's Agent J as a teenager?

You're welcome for the crossover idea, Sony, since your proposed Men in Black-meets-21 Jump Street mash-up movie never got off the ground.

Like in 2012's Men in Black 3, J will travel back in time, but in the fourth installment I want him to meet The Get Down's Zeke, played by Justice Smith, and say, "Wait, are you teenage me? You look more like me than Dizzee from certain angles. Allow me to break the fourth wall here for a second: Did I sleep with a Puerto Rican woman around Thanksgiving of '94? I know 'Smith' is a common last name, but you're freakin' me out right now, Justice!"