Sunday, July 6, 2025

RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh: February 2, 2024

I work at a marketing agency called RAPP, which is part of DDB, originally known as Doyle Dane Bernbach, the Chicago advertising agency behind Volkswagen's 1959 "Think Small" campaign, among others. (RAPP is named after one of its cofounders, Stan Rapp, so the all-caps styling is pointless, but RAPP is the best place I've ever worked, so if Mr. Rapp wants his name to be shouted, I'll happily do his bidding.)

In the fall of '23 a creative director in the New York office wanted to come up with a way to encourage RAPPers to complete and submit their time sheets every Friday afternoon. I suggested bringing back RAPP Radio, which started in the summer of '22 as a way to share music with interns over Microsoft Teams, with a different employee acting as DJ each week, but its signal faded out by the end of the year.

RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh, the spin-off, made its debut on February 2 last year and is still being broadcast almost 18 months later—to approximately 30 listeners week in, week out, admittedly, but they're a loyal bunch, and those who've DJed have introduced me to songs I doubt I would've heard otherwise. Plus, many of them have gone above and beyond with the visual component of their DJ sessions, especially when compared to my PowerPoint slides, which I've included below along with write-ups I placed in the Teams chat for each song, radio ad, and otherwise.

I love the connections songs make in people's hearts and minds, just as I love the connections I've made with my fellow RAPPers.


Welcome to RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh!

I'm DJ Cassanova. Make no mistake: I have no idea how to talk to women [insert standard DJ air-horn noise here], and I never will. But my last name is Cass, and my first car was a Chevy Nova, and I do like LeVert's 1987 classic "Casanova."

I've got qualifications, y'all.

RAPP Radio was created by Rhia Newman* in 2022, and she's been gracious enough to allow us to infringe on her copyright. Thank you, Rhia!

It's three o'clock on the east coast, two on the midwest coast, so grab an adult beverage if you'd like and LET'S START DOIN' TIME!


Dolly Parton, "9 to 5" (1980)
(written by Dolly Parton; produced by Gregg Perry)

"In the same boat with a lot of your friends / Waiting for the day your ship'll come in / And the tide's gonna turn / And it's all gonna roll your way …"

The theme song to the hit film starring Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin, "9 to 5" reached the top of Billboard's pop, country, and adult-contemporary charts in early '81, forcing Sheena Easton's song of the same name, which had already been a top-five smash in the UK, to be retitled "Morning Train (Nine to Five)" when it was released as a single in the U.S. that February. Easton's song also went to number one on the pop and adult-contemporary charts. But did it use a typewriter as a percussion instrument? Advantage: Dolly!


(written and produced by Dennis Lambert and Brian Potter)

"So, baby, leave a little time / 'Cause you never know what's on my mind …"

It only takes a minute to fall in love, according to Tavares. Does it only take a minute to fill out your time sheet? No, it does not, which is why we've blocked off a full hour for RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh just to be on the safe side.

The Tavares brothers—Butch, Chubby, Pooch, Tiny, and Ralph (he was the oldest brother, so I guess he reserved the right to not have a nickname)—hail from Providence, Rhode Island, and, in addition to "It Only Takes a Minute," scored hits with 1976's "Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel" and, from 1977's Saturday Night Fever soundtrack album, "More Than a Woman," written by the Bee Gees.


(written by Larry James, Anthony Middleton, and Lawrence Taylor; produced by James)

"Now is the time for you to be somebody / Be anything you wanna be / This is your chance to become someone / Here comes your opportunity …"

You probably guessed from the opening notes that this isn't a cover of the Beatles' song of the same name.

Fat Larry's Band formed in Philadelphia and released eight albums between 1976 and '86, achieving chart success in the UK with songs such as "Act Like You Know" and "Zoom," both from 1982's Breakin' Out, which also features a favorite of mine called "Traffic Stoppers." (They broke up after drummer and bandleader Larry James died of a heart attack in December of '87 at the age of 38.)


Al Jarreau, "Moonlighting" [Extended Remix] (1987)
(written by Lee Holdridge and Al Jarreau; produced by Nile Rodgers)

"There is the sun and moon / They sing their own sweet tune / Watch them when dawn is due / Sharing one space …"

Moonlighting, a one-of-a-kind comedy-drama-mystery-romance series starring Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis, aired on ABC from 1985 to '89 and finally made it into the streaming era last October via Hulu. If you've never seen this show I highly recommend it, along with pretty much everything Al Jarreau (1940-2017), a.k.a. Milwaukee's best, ever sang. His theme song for Moonlighting was released as a single in the summer of '87, at the peak of the show's popularity; this "extended remix" allows the versatile jazz-pop-R&B singer to show off his considerable scattin' skills.

(In case the seven-inch-single paper sleeve on your screen has you doing a double take, no, Jarreau didn't also sing the theme song to The Golden Girls, which, like Moonlighting, debuted on TV in '85. That was Cynthia Fee, covering Andrew Gold's 1978 single "Thank You for Being a Friend.")

BONUS USELESS TRIVIA! In the fall of '87, ABC premiered Dolly Parton's short-lived variety show, Dolly. The third episode featured a guest appearance by Bruce Willis, who at the time was a few weeks away from shooting Die Hard, his catapult from TV stardom into movie stardom (which meant a lot more back then than it does now, of course).


(written by Sam Dees, Joey Gallo, Bubba Knight, Gladys Knight, and Rickey Smith; produced by Smith)

"Darling, don't stay away too long / Pretty baby, save the overtime for me …"

RAPPers, please save the overtime for your moonlighting gig—Oasys won't allow you to list more than 40 hours on your time sheet each week.

Long before "Save the Overtime (for Me)" topped Billboard's R&B chart in 1983, Gladys Knight & the Pips racked up multiple hits in the '60s and '70s, including "I Heard It Through the Grapevine," "If I Were Your Woman," "Midnight Train to Georgia" (woo-woo!), "Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me," and the memorably titled "Daddy Could Swear, I Declare."


Time to pay the bills at RAPP Radio!

The director of The Exorcist, William Friedkin, grew up in Chicago's Edgewater neighborhood, where I've lived since 2016, and attended Edgewater's Senn High School in the 1950s alongside Philip Kaufman, who directed another of the Me Decade's scariest movies, the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

The narrator of this ad is Percy Rodriguez, a Canadian actor who also provided bone-chilling voice-overs for the radio and TV spots promoting Steven Spielberg's Jaws 18 months after The Exorcist broke box-office records.


(trad., arr. by Hugh Burns, Marsha Hunt, and Steve Rowland; produced by Rowland)

"Let's get the rhythm with the hands / Now we got the rhythm with the hands / Let's get the rhythm with the feet / Now we got the rhythm with the feet …"

Yes, thank God it's Friday, but it doesn't have to be "the beast day" if you get your time sheet turned in on time.

My wife remembers singing this folk song, for lack of a better term—I've also heard it described as a jump-rope song—in Girl Scouts in the early '70s, but as she said, "We definitely didn't sing this funky arrangement."

According to some sources, including herself, Marsha Hunt was the inspiration for the Rolling Stones' 1971 song "Brown Sugar"; she's the mother of Mick Jagger's first child, Karis.


The Time, "Jerk Out" (1990)
(written and produced by the Time)

"I got real bored on a Friday night / I couldn't find a damn thing to do / So I pulled out a suit about the same color / As my BMW …"

The Time was a seven-member band from Minneapolis—Jerome Benton, Morris Day, Jimmy Jam, Jellybean Johnson, Jesse Johnson, Terry Lewis, and Monte Moir—whose producer, Prince, unofficially wrote and performed the bulk of their first three albums. You could say he had time on his hands, but he was a genius who knew how to play almost any instrument, so who was going to argue with him?

Prince also contributed heavily to the band's fourth album, Pandemonium, but on "Jerk Out" the Time get to show their stuff as musicians. When they decided to reunite for a new album 21 years later, Prince refused to let them use their original name, which he owned, so the Time became the Original 7ven.


(written by Eric Frederic, Melissa Jefferson, Blake Slatkin, Theron Thomas, et al.; produced by Ricky Reed and Slatkin)

"Oh, I've been so down and under pressure / I'm way too fine to be this stressed, yeah …"

Look, Lizzo's the one who's saying it's about damn time you filled out your time sheet—don't get mad at me.

Aaaaaaaand at almost the half-hour mark, this playlist has officially entered the current century! Thank you, thank you so much. Is it obvious I spend a lot of time dwelling on the past?

That was a rhetorical question, but can we talk flute? Lizzo plays the flute. And I love hearing the flute in popular music. You heard some pretty aggressive flute-playing a little earlier in "(Oh, No! Not) The Beast Day," but Lizzo employs a softer touch on her postpandemic floor filler "About Damn Time." What do you call the sound a flute makes? A "pip"? Well, that's what I'm going with, so pip on, Lizzo, pip on!


(written by Rod Temperton; produced by Quincy Jones)

"And if we stay together / We'll feel the rhythm of the evening taking us up high / Never mind the weather / We'll be dancing in the street until the morning light …"

"Give Me the Night" was my favorite song growing up. Four decades later it probably still is, because first impressions often make lasting impressions when it comes to music, if you ask me. And when I first heard "About Damn Time" two years ago, I thought it had a similar groove. Don't worry, I won't be suing Lizzo on behalf of the late songwriter Rod Temperton (see: Marvin Gaye's estate v. Robin Thicke, Marvin Gaye's cowriter's estate v. Ed Sheeran). Just sayin' is all …

George Benson, just like Al Jarreau, is a cat who knows how to scat, and in 2006 the two legends teamed up for the album Givin' It Up, featuring guest appearances by Patti Austin, Paul McCartney, and Jill Scott.


(written and produced by Rupert Holmes)

"Before the dawn begins to shine its hazy blue light / Let's get crazy tonight …"

This single (with flute accompaniment!) comes from Rupert Holmes's 1978 album Pursuit of Happiness, not 1980's Adventure, so the album cover on your screen is misleading, but, to me, it's a perfect example of how MTV and music videos changed the game for many artists one year after Adventure landed on record-store shelves. Image became everything, so if your most recent LP's cover photo made you look like a suburban dentist getting ready to attend a classy Memorial Day barbecue, you were out of luck. Then again, Holmes was a smart, savvy singer-songwriter à la Randy Newman who'd probably had his fill of pop fame after his most famous tune, "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)," went to number one on the Billboard Top 40 in the final week of '79.

After he released the album Full Circle in '81, Holmes turned to writing for the theater: his 1985 musical The Mystery of Edwin Drood won five Tony Awards, including Best Musical and, for Holmes, Best Book of a Musical and Best Original Score.


(written and produced by Papas Fritas)

"Maybe you're afraid that the time's not right / And there's no end for you in sight / We've got all night …"

Actually, we don't have all night for you to fill out your time sheet. I don't mean to alarm you, but please be mindful of the time.

The indie-pop trio Papas Fritas—Shivika Asthana, Keith Gendel, and Tony Goddess—met at Tufts University in Massachusetts in the early '90s and released three terrific albums between '95 and 2000. "We've Got All Night" comes from their second LP, Helioself (1997), but if you'd like to read an exhausting—I mean, exhaustive—oral history of their self-titled debut, I know a guy who can help you out.



It's time to pay some more bills at RAPP Radio.

"Do you hear the cries of pleading mothers or the screaming of young men about to be dragged out to sea? It might be more than just your imagination." Whoa, what's this guy selling?

This spot for American Airlines won a Clio Award for Best Use of Sound. And which agency created it, you ask? A small Chicago outfit named Doyle Dane Bernbach, more commonly known today as DDB.


(written by Carole King and Toni Stern; produced by Jack Daugherty)

"It's going to take some time this time / No matter what I've planned / But like the young trees in the wintertime / I'll learn how to bend …"

Yes, it's going to take some time to fill out your time sheet. Again, that's why we've blocked out this hour. We're here to help at RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh.

Now, no offense to Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford (how often do you hear those two names in the same sentence?), but they're carpenters. Sibling superstars Karen and Richard, on the other hand, are Carpenters!

Carole King cowrote "It's Going to Take Some Time" and recorded it for her 1971 album Music, but just as the Carpenters made "(They Long to Be) Close to You" their own—it was originally sung by actor Richard Chamberlain in 1963 when he was starring on the NBC medical drama Dr. Kildare—they also add a certain something to King's tune. Could that certain something be the flute? Yes, it could! But the Carpenters' arrangement of King's song is also just plain pretty. Soothe me, sibling superstars …


The Weeknd, "Out of Time" (2022)
(written by Daniel Lopatin, Abel Tesfaye, et al.; produced by Oscar Holter, Lopatin, Max Martin, and Tesfaye)

"Say, 'I love you, girl,' but I'm out of time / Say, 'I'm there for you,' but I'm out of time …"

No no no, you're not out of time—you're almost out of time, so get that time sheet filled out. Alas, five o'clock waits for no one.

From the Weeknd's fifth album, Dawn FM, comes "Out of Time," which samples Tomoko Aran's 1983 song "Midnight Pretenders," an example of the Japanese genre called city pop. Similar to Percy Rodriguez and our own Rhia Newton and Joy Knight, the Weeknd, née Abel Tesfaye, is Canadian. But that's where the similarities end, because I'm pretty sure neither Rhia, Joy, nor Mr. Rodriguez ever played a shady cult leader in a short-lived TV series (HBO's The Idol, in the Weeknd's case). If you can prove otherwise, though, please let us know here in the chat.

By the way, happy Groundhog Day! Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow earlier today, which means spring is on the way. That's great and everything, but I predicted he would see his shadow—I lost a $5,000 bet because of that wily woodland creature!


The Brand New Heavies, "World Keeps Spinning" (1994)
(written by Jan Kincaid; produced by the Brand New Heavies)

"So, have faith in future love / 'Cause there's heaven up above / When we think we've reached the end / The world keeps on spinning …"

"World Keeps Spinning" is misspelled as "Worlds Keep Spinning" on most versions of this English acid-jazz group's third album, but as Sting once sang, on a track from the Police's Ghost in the Machine (1981), "One world is enough for all of us." So, let's be good to each other—a little bit of kindness goes a long way.

On that note, can anyone loan me $5,000? I promise I'll pay you back in the spring, which would be months and months away from now if not for a certain groundhog's erratic behavior.


"Tree Tips" PSA

Hey, do as this public service announcement from the '70s says and plant a tree, New Yorkers! (Naturally, we're perfect little environmentalists here in Chicago. Why would you think otherwise?)


Todd Rundgren, "Where Does the Time Go?" (2000)
(written and produced by Todd Rundgren)

"Where does the time go when I'm with you? / Why does it seem like there's never enough? …"

Well, we've reached the end of this installment of RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh. Where did the time go? It flew, most likely. It often does.

This track from Todd Rundgren's album One Long Year was supposedly recorded in '85, but it stayed in his vaults for the next 15 years. Is Todd God? Some of his fans in the '70s thought so—you heard his top-five hit "Hello It's Me," from 1972's Something/Anything?, in the background of that "Tree Tips" PSA—but thanks to Friday-afternoon drive-time radio, he may be best known for 1982's "Bang the Drum All Day." You don't want to work? You want to bang the drum all day? Todd feels your pain—and, luckily, once you turn in that time sheet, your workweek will be over and you can bang the drum all weekend.

Thank you for listening! If you'd like to hear most of this playlist on Spotify, click here. And if you'd like to hear what Spotify doesn't have from that playlist, including "(Oh, No! Not) The Beast Day" and the Moonlighting theme with its original sax solo and not a harmonica solo, let me know and I can send those MP3s your way.

Have a great weekend!

* Names of RAPPers have been changed to protect the innocent just in case the innocent don't want to find their names on a random blog during a random Google search.

Thursday, March 13, 2025

Downtown Doobie Bounce

I don't think I'd heard the term "the Doobie Bounce" before I watched Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary on Max last December, even though in December 2010 I wrote a post on this blog about how Dave Grusin borrowed the keyboard riff from the Doobie Brothers' "What a Fool Believes" (1978) for the chorus of Michael Franks's "Coming Home to You," the theme song to the 1982 Al Pacino movie Author! Author!

After my wife and I finished the yacht-rock documentary, I found a playlist on Spotify named "The Doobie Bounce," featuring more than 50 songs that similarly borrow the "What a Fool Believes" riff, including Robbie Dupree's "Steal Away," which I expected (Robbie, notice how I keep using the word "borrow"? Never admit you stole anything!), but also at-least-to-me surprises like Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" and 21st-century selections like Breakbot's "One Out of Two" and Dayglow's "Close to You."

"Coming Home to You," for which Alan and Marilyn Bergman provided the lyrics to complement Dave Grusin's melody, didn't make the list, but "Now That Your Joystick's Broke," which Michael Franks wrote himself and recorded in '83 after being a singer for hire for the soundtrack of Author! Author!, did.

Another tune that didn't make the list is Tom Monroe's cover of Petula Clark's 1964 hit "Downtown"—and that's because Tom Monroe is a fictional singer played by Rick Moranis on SCTV. In the same July 1981 episode in which he does an impression of Michael McDonald rushing to a recording studio to add his backing vocals to Christopher Cross's "Ride Like the Wind," Moranis performs "Downtown" with a distinctive Doobie Bounce. (Skip to the 2:05 mark in the video below, or treat yourself to Mr. Monroe's easy-listening covers of the Vapors' "Turning Japanese" and the Police's "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" before he begins bouncin'.)


Monday, November 25, 2024

a loaded question

Shawn Mendes recently released his fifth album, Shawn, which features him shaggy and shirtless on the cover. Is he intentionally trying to look like John Holmes, the 1970s porn-movie superstar and one of the inspirations for Mark Wahlberg's character in Boogie Nights?

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

It's a good day to solve a musical mystery, if not to die hard.

Die Hard was a hit almost as soon as it arrived in theaters in July 1988, but it didn't have an accompanying soundtrack album. In 2002 the Varèse Sarabande label issued a CD containing 21 cuts from Michael Kamen's score for the movie, but it left out memorable song selections like Run-D.M.C.'s "Christmas in Hollis" (1987), which is played as the protagonist, John McClane (Bruce Willis), arrives at Nakatomi Plaza near the beginning of the film, and Vaughn Monroe's "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" (1945), which we hear as McClane figuratively rides off into the sunset at the end.

Nine years later a different, unofficial version of the Die Hard soundtrack was released, presumably as a bootleg, by a label called Archival Records. It's difficult to find much information about it online now, but it has 51 tracks spread out over two CDs—CD-Rs, technically—and it's the only version of the film's soundtrack, as far as I can tell, including the two deluxe versions released by La-La Land Records in 2011 (38 tracks, two CDs) and 2018 (74 tracks, three CDs), that credits the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra with the performance of "Ode to Joy," from Beethoven's 9th Symphony, that plays over Die Hard's end credits.


I've loved that performance ever since I first saw Die Hard on videotape in 1989, but every other version of the soundtrack album implies that the Hollywood Studio Symphony, conducted by Kamen, is responsible for it. But when you consider that two pieces of Die Hard's score in the final minutes of the movie are temp-track selections from the scores of Aliens (1986) and Man on Fire (1987)—composed by James Horner and John Scott, respectively—that director John McTiernan reportedly left in because he wasn't satisfied with what Kamen came up with for those moments, you start to wonder if the rousing end-credits rendition of "Ode to Joy" is also Kamen free.

At first I thought a 1977 LP with the Berlin Philharmonic's name on it might be the source of the performance in question, but according to a blog called Chronological Scores/Soundtracks, the "Ode to Joy" heard in Die Hard comes from a compilation called The Best of Beethoven.

The listing for this compilation at Amazon and other sites initially led me to believe that the Westminster Concert Orchestra is performing all of the selections, as does this cut on YouTube:


For the first minute of the track, as well as the final minute and 35 seconds, it does sound exactly like the version played during Die Hard's closing credits, at least to my ears. So, is the Westminster Concert Orchestra the answer to this mystery?

Unfortunately, I can't find any evidence of that orchestra being credited on anything past 1962, and The Best of Beethoven was first issued in '82, apparently. Also, the final track, "Symphony No. 9 in C 'Choral' Finale," i.e., "Ode to Joy," is listed on Discogs.com as being performed by the Bamberg Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus (and may have been recorded as far back as '75).

However, Discogs says that particular orchestra is "fictitious" and "probably invented by Alfred Scholz." And who might he be? "A prolific producer of budget recordings," states the site, "who fraudulently sold recordings credited with non-existing artists and orchestras. Sometimes the names of real people were given credit for performances which were not theirs."

Maybe that's why no performer is listed for "Ode to Joy" in Die Hard's end credits or on most releases of its soundtrack album, even ones like the three-disc 30th-anniversary edition, which otherwise has extensive liner notes. Unlike Hans Gruber, the movie's villain, so memorably played by the late Alan Rickman, Scholz wasn't "an exceptional thief," but like Gruber, he may have been a con man easily bored by questions of morals and ethics.

Thursday, September 28, 2023

the bronze bachelor

Gerry Turner, the for-all-y'all-older-single-ladies star of The Golden Bachelor, looks like what Donald Trump thinks he looks like until, you know, he looks in the mirror.

I bet Trump has dreams in which he's the Bachelor—he doesn't look a day over 76, obviously, so perish the thought that he'd ever be cast as the out-of-shape, past-his-prime Golden Bachelor—but all of the hot female contestants reject him instead of the other way around. He tries to pull lifelike, Mission: Impossible-style masks off their faces to reveal that they're actually Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, E. Jean Carroll, etc., in disguise, but every time he does he gets a glass of Champagne thrown in his face, forcing him to readjust his combover and reapply his makeup.

What a nightmare.

You could argue that an alternate version of that nightmare would involve the contestants pulling off their masks to reveal that they're Ivanka Trump—but somehow I don't think that'd be such a nightmare for her dad.

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

"Get it right the first time" isn't my motto when I interpret song lyrics.

A bottle of white, a bottle of red
Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead …

Who can forget the opening lines of Billy Joel's classic 1977 song "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant," the tale of a singing waiter who also happens to play piano—which must be why it takes him an eternity of seven and a half minutes to deliver two bottles of wine that aren't rosé to a couple who probably weren't all that interested in the first place in hearing his sob story about some other couple named Brenda and Eddie.

Piano Man, you may have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack when you read your restaurant's latest Yelp reviews and realize your customers don't love you just the way you are.