Sunday, September 7, 2025

RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh: January 10, 2025

You're just 900 seconds away from the world premiere of this week's edition of RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh, presented by DJ Cassanova, a.k.a. me, and sponsored by Coca-Cola if they knew what was good for them.

Some of you are supposed to be in Performance Management Training at 3 Eastern/2 Central, but if you don't tell your manager you skipped it for Timesesh, I won't, either. Deal?


[Fifteen minutes later ...]

Welcome back to RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh! My name's DJ Cassanova because:

(1) my last name is Cass;
(2) my first car was a Chevy Nova; and
(3) I appreciate irony.

I'll be your host for the next hour. Let's gooooooooooooo!

(WARNING: I like song trivia, but I tend to write long, so I highly encourage you to read my write-ups for today's selections now, later, or not at all. But whatever you decide, thank you for listening.)


DJ L Train, "Time Sheet Shuffle" (2024)
(written and produced by Art Intelligence and Lewis Mercer*)

I asked Grammarly.com's chatbot to rewrite my write-up of "Time Sheet Shuffle" from last May. Here's what I got when I chose the option "Sound confident," which you may agree is easier said than done when AI's not around to give you a virtual pep talk:

"Time Sheet Shuffle" was expertly crafted on Suno.com, which empowers users to effortlessly create a song about anything with a simple prompt. This innovative AI-generated track clinched victory in the RAPP LABB contest, securing its position as Timesesh's new official theme song. Let's give a round of applause for DJ L Train, and remember to get those time sheets in!


(written and produced by Kenneth Gamble and Leon Huff)

"Music is the healing force of the world / It's understood by every man, woman, boy, and girl ..."

I love music, and I love RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh because it's always a thrill to hear what moves other people. You never know where your next favorite song will come from, so keep your ears, mind, body, heart, and soul open!

As I've mentioned before, I especially love 1970s Philly soul, and the O'Jays' "I Love Music" is a prime example of the subgenre. Split in half for radio, "Part 1" of the song peaked at number five on the Billboard Hot 100 in early '76 but went all the way to the top on the trade publication's Hot Soul Singles (i.e., R&B) chart. (When I hosted the first Timesesh on February 2 last year I referenced "Casanova," the 1987 classic by LeVert, a trio that featured Gerald and Sean Levert, sons of the O'Jays' lead vocalist, Eddie Levert.)

Speaking of pop culture with Philadelphia roots, the highly anticipated Abbott ElementaryIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover episode aired Wednesday on ABC. Sunny superfans Bonnie Han*, Sarah Nozick*, Charlotte O'Hehir*, and Reema Patel*, would any of you care to give us a recap?


(written and produced by Eddy Grant)

"We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue / And then we'll take it higher ..."

Kenneth Gamble and Leon Huff, the writers and producers of "I Love Music," are also the founders of Philadelphia International Records, the O'Jays' label from 1972 to '87. They composed another song for the group in '76 titled "Message in Our Music," and in general they weren't shy about mixing socially conscious lyrics with danceable grooves: "This Air I Breathe," a track on the O'Jays' Ship Ahoy (1973), addresses air pollution, to name just one example.

Eddy Grant, a native of Guyana who began his music career in London in the mid-'60s as a teenager, wasn't shy about that sort of thing, either. "Electric Avenue" is his response to the Brixton riot, a three-day skirmish in April of '81 between Black youths and the police in London's Brixton area, where Electric Avenue is a main thoroughfare. (The Clash covered the Grant-penned "Police on My Back" on 1980's Sandinista!)

Unfortunately, all political content and context went right over my head in 1983, when I was seven years old and just thought Grant's biggest hit single sounded—quote, unquote—cool. Grant plays every instrument on "Electric Avenue," and his synthesizer programming alone deserved a Grammy Award, if you ask me. (Doy!)


Frankie Smith, "Double Dutch Bus" (1981)
(written and produced by Bill Bloom and Frankie Smith)

"Get on the bus, pay your fare / Then tell the driver that you're going to a double-Dutch affair ..."

After you've made your way to Electric Avenue, get on the Double Dutch Bus.

According to various websites, Frankie Smith wrote songs for the O'Jays and the Spinners, another legendary Philly-soul act, but I can't find any information about those songs on those various websites.

Smith did score a few writing credits on albums by Philadelphia International artists like Billy Paul and Archie Bell & the Drells in the late '70s, but it wasn't until 1980, when he was 40, unemployed, and waiting to hear back about a job application to drive a city bus in Philly that he looked out the window, saw neighborhood kids playing jump-rope games, and came up with the idea for "Double Dutch Bus."

It spent four weeks at number one on Billboard's Hot Soul Singles chart and incorporates a variation of pig Latin—"Dizzouble Dizzutch!"—that Snoop Dogg claimed as his own two decades later, but RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh is here to set the record straight on Smith's behalf. (He didn't really need our help, though: Merriam-Webster defines double Dutch as, first, "unintelligible language" and, second, "the jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.")

This one's for you, Philly phanatic Anthony DiMaio*!


(written by Hubert Eaves III and James Williams; produced by Eaves)

"Everybody get up, climb aboard / We're gonna ride the funky D Train ..."

Now transfer from the Double Dutch Bus to the D Train. (Don't mistakenly board the O'Jays' Love Train or Don Cornelius's Soul Train, but if you do, you won't be disappointed. Don't attempt to board DJ L Train, either, or he might report you to HR.)

Clickety-clack—bring the funk on the track!

No offense to keyboardist Hubert Eaves III and singer James Williams, but they needed a style guide in the '80s like the client-specific ones we use here at work. On their albums' and singles' covers, spines, and labels, you'll see the duo listed as either "D Train," "D. Train," "D-Train," or "'D' Train," depending on the location. But isn't consistency supposed to be the name of the game when you're making sure all the trains of the alphabet run on time?

Then again, with powerhouse tracks like "D Train Theme" in their discography, not to mention "Keep On," "Tryin' to Get Over," "You're the One for Me," "Music," and many more, D Train have proven they know a thing or two about quality control.


(written by Linda McCartney and Paul McCartney; produced by Paul McCartney)

"With the wind in your hair of a thousand laces / Climb on the back and we'll go for a ride in the sky ..."

Do you like trains more than planes? Then I'm sorry, because you're going to have to suffer a jet for the next few minutes.

Paul McCartney reportedly named this top-ten hit from Band on the Run after a jet-black Labrador puppy he briefly owned with his first wife (and Wings bandmate), the lovely Linda, much like how he named the Beatles' "Martha My Dear" (1968) after his sheepdog at the time.

Similarly, George Lucas took the first name of Indiana Jones, the character he created and initially brought to movie screens with his friend Steven Spielberg in 1981's Raiders of the Lost Ark, from his malamute. That's why Sean Connery, as Jones's father, upon learning his son's preference for his nickname over "Junior" at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989), the third entry in the series, delivers the line "We named the dog Indiana."


Live and Let Die radio ad (1973)

It's time to pay the bills at RAPP Radio!

Wings, as you probably already know, recorded the theme song for Live and Let Die, the eighth James Bond movie but the first to star Roger Moore as Bond, after Sean Connery hung up the tuxedo in 1971 and swore he'd never play the superspy again. Appropriately enough, his actual final Bond movie is titled Never Say Never Again (1983). (Insert whatever joke you want here about President-elect-again Trump. I'm still processing.)

The week Star Wars opened in May 1977, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg traveled to Hawaii with their significant others. Spielberg told Lucas he'd always wanted to direct a James Bond movie. Lucas responded that he had an "even better" idea for a series of adventure films. They made a handshake deal for Spielberg to direct three movies centered on archaeologist Indiana Jones; Spielberg, who later won the Academy Award for Best Director for both Schindler's List (1993) and Saving Private Ryan (1998), ended up helming four of the franchise's eventual five installments.


New Radicals, "You Get What You Give" (1998)
(written by Gregg Alexander and Rick Nowels; produced by Alexander)

"This whole damn world could fall apart / You'll be okay, follow your heart / You're in harm's way, I'm right behind / Now say you're mine ..."

I like to think of "You get what you give" as another way of saying "Live and let die," but that's just me.

New Radicals only made one album, Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too, before breaking up; the band's frontman, Gregg Alexander, felt more comfortable behind a mixing console than a microphone. He went on to cowrite and coproduce Sophie Ellis-Bextor's "Murder on the Dancefloor" (2001), Santana and Michelle Branch's "The Game of Love" (2002), and songs for the 2014 film Begin Again, and his New Radicals bandmate Danielle Brisebois performed the same duties for Natasha Bedingfield's 2004 hit "Unwritten," which not only received prominent placement in the 2023 romantic comedy Anyone But You but also at the Trader Joe's in Evanston two Sundays in a row last month as I shopped for almonds and microwavable frozen rice.

"You Get What You Give" has been called the best song never recorded by Daryl Hall & John Oates or Todd Rundgren, depending on who's making the comparison. On their 2003 album Do It for Love, Hall & Oates covered New Radicals' "Someday We'll Know," the second single from Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too, with Rundgren on backing vocals. Respect!

"Wake up, kids, we got the dreamers' disease / Age 14, they got you down on your knees": those are the first two lines of "You Get What You Give," and at times the song sounds like it was written by a 14-year-old, initially bursting with hope and boundless energy, then, in the final 30 seconds, mood-swinging into a Magnetic Poetry-style rant about health insurance, the FDA, and cloning, plus a bizarre threat to beat up Beck, Hanson, Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson.

No doubt about it—14's a difficult age.


(written by Daniel Tashian; produced by Jason Lehning and Tashian)

"Don't wanna get burned now / But it looks like my turn now ..."

In 2005 Joni Mitchell called "You Get What You Give" "the only thing I heard in many years that I thought had greatness in it." The following year U2's the Edge told Time magazine, "I really would love to have written that." And in 2007 Daniel Tashian declared, "I actually still maintain that the best song that came out between 1990 and 2000, in ten years, the best single song was 'You Get What You Give.'"

If you haven't heard of Tashian, that's understandable, but he's the lead singer and main songwriter for Nashville's the Silver Seas, and in 2005 he posted a solo album called "The Lovetest" on his blog. It remains officially unreleased to this day, but it's one of my favorite albums, and Tashian's said that "You Get What You Give" spurred him to write the entire thing.

Since "The Lovetest" is unavailable except as MP3s on some random computers' hard drives, including my own, I'm sharing something else written by Tashian: "Somebody Said Your Name," from the Silver Seas' third full-length, Château Revenge!

Anyone here a Kacey Musgraves fan? Tashian coproduced her last three LPs, including 2018's Golden Hour, for which they both won, along with Ian Fitchuk, the Grammy Award for Album of the Year.


(written by Masatoshi Mashima; produced by the Blue Hearts)

"Anyone who laughs at you should go hit tofu and die ..."

Do silver seas enhance the tone of a blue moon?

I don't know if the lyric I quoted above is the best translation from Japanese to English—and I really don't know how one would go about hitting tofu, especially before dying—but what matters is that this number called "Dance Number" rocks in a Clash-like fashion, at least in my opinion. (In Japanese, from what I can find, the song's title is "ダンス・ナンバー," or "Dansunanbā.")

The Blue Hearts put out eight albums from 1987 to '95, and their self-titled debut includes both "Dance Number" and "Linda Linda," which inspired a 2005 film titled Linda Linda Linda, which in turn inspired the Linda Lindas, an all-female Los Angeles band who've released two albums of their own since 2022. (Like D Train, the Blue Hearts were ahead of the curve with branding in the '80s and recorded an eponymous anthem, 1988's "Blue Hearts Theme.")


(written by Mick Hucknall; produced by Stewart Levine)

"A new flame has come / And nothing she can do can do me wrong ..."

When coupled with a blue heart, does a blue moon over silver seas make you see red?

And have you ever bought a band's albums over the course of many decades, through thick and thin, because you were hooked on their music from the very first note? That's been the case for me with England's Simply Red, a six-piece ensemble at the outset whose work quickly became a showcase for lead singer Mick Hucknall's blue-eyed-soul stylings. But seeing as how two of the cuts on the band's debut disc, Picture Book (1985), are "Sad Old Red" and "(Open Up the) Red Box," and the redheaded Hucknall was the only band member featured on their album covers, you kinda knew how this story was going to go from the get-go.

When Hucknall announced in 2007 that Simply Red would be breaking up after a final tour in '09, it was hard not to think, You're breaking up yourself? You're the only original member left! Nevertheless, like the O'Jays' Eddie Levert and D Train's James Williams, Hucknall has pristine pipes, so I'm happy to listen to whatever he wants to sing, but I wasn't surprised when, after two solo albums of R&B covers, he revived Simply Red's name in 2015 and released three more albums (to date) under its moniker.

"A New Flame," the title track of the group's third LP, reminds me of songs with a tango rhythm that I learned how to dance to in college. And in case you were wondering, no, I can't remember any of those tango moves almost 30 years later, but I'm sure a YouTube tutorial or two would jog my memory.


Country Life Cigarettes radio ad (1964)

It's time once again to pay some bills at RAPP Radio.

A new flame deserves a new cigarette, and the Australian brand Country Life has "the taste that's right." (The print ad on your screen is from a souvenir book that was available at the Beatles' concerts when they toured Down Under in '64.)


(written by Jocelyn Brown; produced by Brown, Allen George, and Fred McFarlane)

"I can't get off my high horse / I can't let go / You are the one who makes me feel so real ..."

You know who else has pristine pipes? Jocelyn Brown.

You may be familiar with "The Power," a 1990 worldwide smash by Snap! that made appearances in quite a few movies and movie trailers in the late 1900s and early 2000s, including 2003's Bruce Almighty. The line most people remember from the song, "I've got the power!" is a sample from Brown's 1985 single "Love's Gonna Get You," and God almighty, I pray she gets paid whenever "The Power" gets played anywhere in this universe.

Before Brown recorded that single, she shone on "Somebody Else's Guy," the title track of her first solo album. But before that, her pristine pipes contributed to the success of Inner Life's "I'm Caught Up (in a One Night Love Affair)"; Change's "The Glow of Love," featuring Luther Vandross on lead vocals; and George Benson's "Give Me the Night." And after that, she elevated tracks on Steve Winwood's Back in the High Life in addition to Breakfast Club's "Right on Track."


(written by Pete Glenister, Monroe Jones, Simon Stirling, and Geoffrey Williams; produced by Glenister)

"And just like a fool / I've been lovin' you so long, baby / You play it cool / I never know what's goin' on in your mind ..."

We talked about "cassingles"—or cassette singles, for those not born in the 1900s—a bit in the Teams chat when Trisha Huang* hosted Timesesh last November. One of the cassingles I still have in my possession after many moves from one residence to another is Geoffrey Williams's "It's Not a Love Thing."

Despite what the promo copy on your screen says, Bare wasn't Williams's debut album: the London native, who now lives in Australia and of course smokes Country Life, had already released two LPs in the late '80s. Regardless, his "explosion of sonic exotica and smoking funksoulrock" was right up my alley in the spring and summer of '92, so I couldn't comprehend why "It's Not a Love Thing" didn't make him a huge star.

I put this song on a mix for my parents at the end of '21—I've always liked their taste in music, which, naturally, has influenced my taste in music—and my dad, who was 80 at the time, immediately dug it. I'm 49, so forgive me for not being passionate about the wonders of social media—personally, I think it's one of the main reasons why Mr. Never Say Never Again got elected twice in eight years—but I appreciate that I was able to tell Geoffrey Williams on his Facebook page that, almost 30 years later, my dad liked his big swing at chart success in the U.S. He seemed pleased to have finally reached the coveted octogenarian-white-male demographic.


(written and produced by Sly Stone)

"If you tell me to leave, I like you / If you tell me to stay, I hate you ..."

My parents moved from Macon, Georgia, where I was born and raised, to Saluda, North Carolina, in 2009, but my family originally visited the small mountain town in the summer of '88. On a return visit in the spring of '92 a local DJ, probably in nearby Asheville, compared Geoffrey Williams to Sly Stone after playing "It's Not a Love Thing."

I thought he meant that Williams had an elastic vocal range like Stone's, but seven years ago a commenter on YouTube who may or may not also have rusty tango moves pointed out that "Love Thing" is essentially a mash-up of Sly & the Family Stone's "Family Affair" (1971)—the drum-machine percussion, the rhythm of the verses—and Boz Scaggs's "Lowdown" (1976)—in particular, the flute on the chorus, or at least a synthesizer's approximation of a flute, because even on "Lowdown" the "flute" seems to be provided by a synthesizer played by cowriter (and eventual Toto member) David Paich. Now I get what that DJ was talking about!

"Turn Me Loose" appears on Sly & the Family Stone's debut, A Whole New Thing, the title of which isn't an understatement. All of the band's hits show up on subsequent albums, but on A Whole New Thing you can feel the visceral excitement of talented musicians trying out different genres and combining them just for fun, yet in the process helping to forge a new one: psychedelic soul.

I'm looking forward to seeing Sly Lives! (aka The Burden of Black Genius), Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson's first documentary since winning the Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature for Summer of Soul (2021). It premieres at the Sundance Film Festival on January 23, followed by its arrival on Hulu February 13.


(written by Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim; produced by Teo Macero)

"Maria / I just kissed a girl named Maria / And suddenly I found / How wonderful a sound can be ..."

In the fall of 1995, around the same time I first heard A Whole New Thing, I also discovered the Dave Brubeck Quartet's rendition of "Maria," from West Side Story, on a best-of compilation my dad owned. To me, it's the definition of "romantic." Swoon, baby, swoon ...

My dad attended the University of the South, more commonly known as Sewanee, in Sewanee, Tennessee, from 1959 to '63, and was a member of the Sewanee Jazz Society. The year prior to his enrollment, Brubeck added bassist Eugene Wright to his quartet, which already included Paul Desmond on alto saxophone and Joe Morello on drums.

This is now considered the "classic" lineup of the pianist's quartet, but because Wright was Black, 22 of 25 colleges and universities in the south refused to let the racially integrated group play on their campuses in 1960 as part of a proposed tour. Sewanee was one of the three universities that welcomed the Brubeck Quartet, and Brubeck insisted that the group's audiences be integrated as well. Thankfully, this wasn't a problem for the Sewanee Jazz Society, which had welcomed Black audience members since its inception in '58.


(written by Snoh Aalegra and Marcus James; produced by Jonah Christian)

"Though we got a past, I want you / And even when it's bad I love you ..."

This dreamy concoction by Swedish-Iranian artist Snoh Aalegra screams romance too. But since screaming "ROMANCE!!!!" isn't exactly romantic, allow me to revise my previous statement and instead say that "Find Someone Like You" whispers romance.

I had no idea there was an f-bomb in the lyrics of this song until I looked them up, but what you're hearing right now is the "clean" version, so if you're listening at home with your kids, aren't you ducking happy I censored this for you?


Like the Country Life Cigarettes ad, this jingle was made in the magical land of Oz. Good on ya, Aussies!


(written by Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds, Antonio "L.A." Reid, and Daryl Simmons; produced by Edmonds and Reid; single version produced by Jon Gass and Reid)

"I get a real good feeling / Deep inside my soul / Girl, when you're around / I just lose control ..."

Here's a list of just a few of Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds's songwriting and production credits over the past 40 years:

• The Whispers, "Rock Steady" (1987)
• Bobby Brown, "Roni" (1988)
• Whitney Houston, "I'm Your Baby Tonight" (1990)
• Boyz II Men, "End of the Road" (1992) and "I'll Make Love to You" (1994)
• Toni Braxton, "You Mean the World to Me" (1993)
• Madonna, "Take a Bow" (1994)
• Eric Clapton, "Change the World" (1996)
• Pink, "Most Girls" (2000)
• Fall Out Boy, "I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)" (2007)
• Beyoncé, "Best Thing I Never Had" (2011)
• Ariana Grande, "Baby I" (2013)
• SZA, "Snooze" (2022)

The pride and joy of Indianapolis was a hitmaking machine for many artists in the '90s, but he's a talented artist in his own right: "My Kinda Girl" was the fourth and final single spun off from his sophomore album, Tender Lover (1989), his commercial breakthrough as a solo performer after spending the majority of the '80s as a member of the Deele ("Two Occasions").

The version of "My Kinda Girl" that I'm playing is the "Single Version," which is technically an edit of the "Scratch Mix," or 12-inch mix, and has more of an amped-up new-jack-swing flavor than the album version. When I was in middle school and high school and listening to radio stations like Foxy 100 in Macon, I'd hear "My Kinda Girl" or LL Cool J's "6 Minutes of Pleasure" or BeBe & CeCe Winans's "Addictive Love" and get addicted, but when I bought the cassingle or the accompanying album, the version I liked so much—in the case of LL, BeBe, and CeCe, I'm referring to the "Hey Girl Remix" and the "Feel the Spirit Remix," respectively—was nowhere to be found.

To be clear, I'm not mad at Babyface—because who could ever get mad at a baby face?

(Indianapolis, or "Indy," is the capital of Indiana, so I know y'all want me to find a roundabout way to tell you more fun facts about the Indiana Jones movies, but I also know this write-up's long enough as is.)


(written and produced by Reggie Lucas and James Mtume)

"You are my sunlight and my rain / And time could never change / What we share forevermore ..."

Earlier I mentioned New Radicals' Danielle Brisebois, who, before she became a working musician, played Archie Bunker's niece on the final season of CBS's All in the Family (1978-'79) and all four seasons of its spin-off Archie Bunker's Place ('79-'83). Her character's name? Stephanie Mills—which surprises me, because the singer named Stephanie Mills was already famous.

When Nicole Simmons* hosted Timesesh last September, Antonia Campbell* mentioned in the Teams chat that she'd seen Mills play Dorothy in The Wiz on Broadway as a little girl. (Angela, I played two roles, a Munchkin and Evillene's messenger, in a 1986 community-theater production of The Wiz in Macon, but I guess you were busy, huh? Fine, whatever, I don't care ...) I immediately thought, We've got to play something by Ms. Mills!

From 1978 to '80, before he formed D Train with his former high school classmate James Williams, Hubert Eaves III was in the band Mtume, led by James Mtume, who wrote and produced "Never Knew Love Like This Before" for Mills with bandmate Reggie Lucas; Eaves plays keyboards on the track. (After Lucas and Eaves left Mtume, the group had its biggest hit with "Juicy Fruit" in 1983, the same year Lucas coproduced Madonna's first album.)

"Never Knew Love" was a huge success, peaking at number six on the Billboard Hot 100 and winning Mills a Grammy for Best Female R&B Vocal Performance, while the award for Best R&B Song went to Lucas and Mtume. I adore their production style, which makes it sound as if Mills's voice is emanating from the heavens, and they repeated their magic one year later on "Two Hearts," a duet between Mills and Philly-soul superstar Teddy Pendergrass.

That's it for this edition of RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh! I'll never win a Grammy, but I'd like to take this opportunity anyway to thank all the little people, including myself as a child since, like I said, I played a Munchkin in The Wiz, as well as the mayor of Munchkin City in The Wizard of Oz two years before that, so where's my Wicked cameo? I guess I'll have to wait for the four-hour sequel.

To hear the majority of today's Timesesh on Spotify—take some of your money back from Joe Rogan, Spotify, and invest it in bringing the Blue Hearts to the world of streaming!—click here.

Finally, stay safe, Los Angeles RAPPers—you're all in our thoughts.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot—next week your host will be DJ Chilanga, a.k.a. Julia Valdez*!

Until then, please complete your time sheet by the end of the day, and have a great weekend!

* Names of RAPPers have been changed to protect the innocent just in case the innocent don't want to find their names on a random blog during a random Google search.

Sunday, August 3, 2025

RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh: May 31, 2024


Welcome back to RAPP Radio Presents Timesesh! I'm DJ Cassanova, and today I'm going to present a hornsy set of songs [insert standard DJ air-horn noise here].

If you read that last sentence a little too quickly or were distracted by the imaginary air horn, please note that I said hornsy, not something else—it's perfectly understandable, of course, for you to expect a Cassanova to have a one-track mind—but I'll adjust the spelling just to be safe: horns-y.

Better? Good.

Not every song in this set will feature horns, but I love how brass adds a touch of class or a burst of sunshine to almost any song. (Warning: Even though this set will be horns-y, it won't include any tracks by Bruce Hornsby. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.)

Now let's kick this week's Timesesh off with "Time Sheet Shuffle."

(written and produced by Art Intelligence and Lewis Mercer*)

"Time Sheet Shuffle" was created on Suno.com, which, with a simple prompt, allows users to "make a song about anything." Earlier this month the AI-generated tune won a RAPP LABB contest to become Timesesh's new theme song. Give it up for DJ L Train, a.k.a. Lewis Mercer, everybody, and don't forget to fill out those time sheets!

Here are the lyrics:

Pencil in hand
It's Friday time
Creatives gather
They all align
Through numbers and spreadsheets
They must wade
Filling out those time sheets
They can't evade

Gotta track those hours
Make it quick
All the projects
They're making 'em stick
Tick-tock
The clock is counting loud
Creatives hustlin'
They join the crowd

Numbers and deadlines
They don't play
But creatives got the moves
They don't sway
Hitting the keyboard
Typing with flair
Filling out the time sheets
They don't care

(written by Harold Hudson, Shirley King, and William King; produced by James Anthony Carmichael, William King, Ronald LaPread, Thomas McClary, Walter Orange, Lionel Richie, and Milan Williams)

"Now I believe in what you're sayin' / I'm ten feet tall / This love don't need no explainin' / We've got it all ..."

After my previous Timesesh set in February, I was chastised by both Hallie Hamilton* and Timesesh ringleader Martha Peces* for only giving "thumbs up" as a reaction on Teams, which apparently brings no one up.

Well, I'd like everyone to know that I've learned my lesson, and now I react with love, laughter, and, on occasion, a cloud if that's the way the wind is blowing here on Teams. If I previously gave a "thumbs up" to any of you, I promise from the bottom of my heart emoji that I was actually loving and/or laughing.

Or I've been dead inside all along and now I'm just faking being alive—your call.

"Lady (You Bring Me Up)," the sonic equivalent of a summer breeze, in my opinion, comes from the Commodores' final album with singer-pianist-saxophonist Lionel Richie, who left in 1982 for a superstar solo career. He wrote many of the band's best-known songs, including "Three Times a Lady"—he also wrote 1980's "Lady" for Kenny Rogers—but "Lady (You Bring Me Up)" was composed by the Commodores' trumpeter, William King; his wife, Shirley King; and trumpeter Harold Hudson, a member of the band's auxiliary horn section, the Mean Machine.

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P.S. Music can simultaneously lift your spirits and transport you back in time, and the same is true of photography. Which is another way of saying that I can't match the on-camera moves of former RAPP New York all-star Jony Bensadon or current all-stars Kathy Meehan* and Marc Pepper*, but since no one is able to resist still photos of dancing—all of the ocean (of sweat, in my case) but none of the motion!—I'd like to share a few with you. First up, a couple from my early years, when I let my mom, Lynn Cass, lead because (1) DJ Cassanova has always been a gentleman and (2) she was a lot taller than me at the time.


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(written by Darryl Gibson, et al.; produced by Shawn Thomas)

"You want lovin'? You don't have to ask when / Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin ..."

For decades now, whenever I've been annoyed by something, MC Lyte's voice has popped into my head with the refrain "No, I'm not havin' it." Even so, I'd completely forgotten that her 1988 song "I'm Not Havin' It" is a duet with Positive K, who borrowed its battle-of-the-sexes premise and back-and-forth male-female vocal structure four years later for "I Got a Man." But—spoiler alert!—the female vocals on this track are also provided by Positive K; they're just pitch-shifted to sound like a woman's. You bet Positive K's got a man—himself!

I'll never get tired of "I Got a Man," in which the horns are mainly sampled from A Taste of Honey's 1980 single "Rescue Me" (portions of Crash Crew's "High Power Rap" and Junior's "Mama Used to Say" also make their way into Shawn Thomas's energetic production). In fact it's my favorite hip-hop song of all time. Actually, I'll go one step further: it's the greatest hip-hop song of all time.

Yeah, I said it! But because, as previously stated, DJ Cassanova is a gentleman who pretentiously refers to himself in the third person, he'll indulge you: what's your pick for the greatest hip-hop song of all time?

(written by George Hewitt and Benjamin Plant; produced by Plant and Aaron Shanahan)

"Under the stars I'm thinkin' over / All the ways to get you off my mind / I just can't get enough / Can't take it any longer / We're runnin' out of time ..."

During the March 22 installment of Timesesh, Amanda Birmingham* played Miami Sound Machine's "Conga." Beautiful people of RAPP, if that song and Michael McDonald's "Sweet Freedom" had made a baby in the summer of '86, would it have grown up to be the That's Nice remix of Miami Horror's "Love Like Mine"? The question is admittedly nonsense, but the answer is undeniably yes.

Unlike Miami Sound Machine, Miami Horror formed 9,686 miles away in Melbourne, Australia, while producer Mario "That's Nice" Rodríguez hails from Mexico. His remix of "Love Like Mine" contains a jubilant "Woo!" repeated throughout the song, and not only do I like songs featuring horns, I like songs with "Woo!" and sometimes "Woo-hoo!" but also "Whoa-oh-oh!" from time to time and—shout-out to Jeffrey Osborne circa the summer of '86, but in this case, to paraphrase Maury Povich, he is not the father—"Woo-woo-woo!"

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In my kindergarten class photo from 1982—you can find me in the front row, third from left—I'm wearing a Miami Dolphins jacket. I have no idea why since I was born and raised in Macon, Georgia, and therefore I was born into an Atlanta Falcons family, but I do know that I could be a real Miami horror if I had to eat something I didn't like for dinner.


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Friday Foster radio ad (1975)

It's time to pay the bills at RAPP Radio!

Friday Foster, based on the first nationally syndicated comic strip with a Black female as its main character, isn't as fondly remembered as other Pam Grier vehicles of the '70s, like Coffy (1973) and Foxy Brown (1974), but I give this radio ad for the movie five stars. For one thing, it's the only time in recorded history that Jim Backus, who played Thurston Howell III on Gilligan's Island, has been described as part of "a heavy crowd"—unless you consider Mary Ann and the Professor to be particularly weighty—and it contains swaggering rhymes like "When some big-money dudes in the capital got too hungry for power, Friday made their plans turn sour," delivered by Adolph Caesar. (I particularly love how Thalmus Rasulala's name rolls off his tongue.)

Caesar narrated many other movie trailers and ads in the '70s and early '80s, but he also happened to be a veteran stage actor, and he received an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor for 1984's A Soldier's Story, adapted from Charles Fuller's Pulitzer Prize-winning A Soldier's Play, which debuted off-Broadway in '81 with a cast that included Caesar, Samuel L. Jackson, Peter Friedman (Frank Vernon on Succession), and Denzel Washington, who also reprised his role in the film version.


(written by Nathaniel Irvin III, Charles Joseph II, Janelle Monáe, and Antwan Patton; produced by Irvin, Joseph, and Monáe)

"When you get elevated / They love it or they hate it / You dance up on them haters / Keep gettin' funky on the scene ..."

Pam Grier, one of the stars of 1971's The Big Doll House, sang "Long Time Woman" in that women-in-prison exploitation film. Twenty-six years later Quentin Tarantino included the song in Jackie Brown, his Grier-headlining homage to "blaxploitation" movies like Friday Foster.

Janelle Monáe (whose 2018 single "Make Me Feel" was played in Emily Lichtenstein's* Timesesh on April 5) hasn't appeared in one of Tarantino's movies yet, but for someone who was primarily known as a musician just a decade ago, she's already had an impressive acting career, with credits like 2016 Best Picture winner Moonlight, Hidden Figures (2016), the second season of Amazon Prime's Homecoming (2020), and Glass Onion (2022). (Monáe is nonbinary but goes by both she/her and they/them pronouns. However, she's told reporters that her preferred pronoun is "freeassmuthaf**ka.") Monáe's music caught the attention of Antwan "Big Boi" Patton in the mid-2000s; he subsequently featured her on the soundtrack album of Idlewild, the 2006 movie starring Patton and his then-partner in Outkast, André Benjamin.

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"This ain't no acrobatics," Monáe sings in "Tightrope," adding, "You either follow or you lead." But when you're dancing with both a six-year-old and a four-year-old, as I did in July 2011 with my nieces Olivia and Sophie, respectively, you lead until you follow because, as the T-shirts proclaim, girls run the world.


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(written by Jason Kay; produced by Kay and Al Stone)

"Dance / Nothin' left for me to do but dance / Off these bad times I'm goin' through / Just dance / Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby ..."

Speaking of the silver screen, how many of you first heard Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat" during the climax of 2004's Napoleon Dynamite? I was surprised to find it there, but I was also glad to see the song finally getting some attention here in the U.S., because it definitely didn't make waves upon release in the summer of '99 like "Virtual Insanity" did two years earlier, dooming the English group to one-hit-wonder status stateside. But don't cry for Jamiroquai: They've been huge everywhere else. They sleep juuuuust fine at night on their piles of cash.

Like "Lady (You Bring Me Up)" and "Tightrope," "Canned Heat" has strings attached: the strings attached to violins, cellos, etc., to be specific. And, just as I like songs with horns and, as mentioned, songs with a "Woo!" or two, I like songs with strings. No horns in "Canned Heat," but, luckily for me, Jamiroquai frontman Jason Kay lets loose a bonus "Woo!" in this dance-floor-scorching disco throwback.

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My parents (my dad's name is Mike, for those keeping score at home) have also enjoyed dancing with my nieces, shown here in 2013. Grade schoolers' canned heat can only be contained for so long.


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(written by Mark Holding, Robbie Nevil, and Duncan Pain; produced by Alex Sadkin and Phil Thornalley)

"Say, J.J., don't you know / When you're down / There's just one way to go ..."

Who here loves French music? Well, then you're bound to be disappointed by "C'est la Vie," but if you like blue-eyed soul with a cha-cha rhythm, you might enjoy this number as much as I have since it blanketed Top 40 radio and MTV in early '87, eventually peaking at number two on the Billboard Hot 100.

I didn't know until I started researching this set of songs for Timesesh that "C'est la Vie" was originally recorded in 1984 by Beau Williams, a gospel singer from Houston who went secular during the Reagan years, for an album titled Bodacious! Am I the only one who has a problem with that title? It obviously should've been Beaudacious! Alas, a missed opportunity.

Before Robbie Nevil reclaimed "C'est la Vie" for himself (he reportedly had Kool & the Gang in mind when he composed it with Mark Holding and Duncan Pain), he wrote for artists ranging from El DeBarge, the Pointer Sisters, Al Jarreau, and Sheena Easton to The A-Team's Mr. T and future Emmy Award-winning Abbott Elementary costar Sheryl Lee Ralph.

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A picture's worth a thousand words. But after my parents paid for this one at Sears Portrait Studio in 1978, it was only worth two: "No refunds."

As Robbie Nevil would say, c'est la vie.

By the way, if you find my dead toddler eyes to be unsettling, rest assured I didn't grow up to be a sociopath ... but isn't that just the sort of thing a sociopath would say?


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MisterWives, "Superbloom" (2020)
(written by Ben Darwish, Mandy Lee, Frans Mernick, and Cal Shapiro; produced by Etienne Bowler, Darwish, Mernick, and Dylan William)

"I deserve congratulations / 'Cause I came out the other side / I've been havin' revelations / And I'm gon' let them shine ..."

The name of the Big Apple-based MisterWives is a play on the polygamist term "sister wives" (or maybe just a goof on the TLC reality show of the same name?). The band's bass player is William Hehir, which probably means he's a distant cousin of Charlotte O'Hehir*, and that probably means he can help me make my dream of making Charlotte a JoJo Siwa-style pop star who goes by the name Charlotte OH! a reality. Thanks in advance for doing all the necessary legwork to track down your cousin, Charlotte, but if you tell him, "Honestly, I'm just interested in singing Irish sea shanties," I'm going to be very upset. Stick to the simple 28-step career plan we discussed, woman.

According to my phone, I Shazam'd "Superbloom," the title track of MisterWives's third album, on June 9, 2021. I'm pretty sure I heard it at Target, where I Shazam most songs that catch my ear, but where do you Shazam most songs? I'm curious—but if you only Shazam the Irish sea shanties you hear in retail stores, never mind.

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"Superbloom" is a cathartic song. We've all had our low points in life, but it ain't over 'til it's over, so we should celebrate our victories.

I don't think anyone feels like puberty is a time of superbloomin', but once you're on the other side of it, great things can happen. I mean, look at me—I had zero confidence at age 13, but one year later I was costarring with RAPP Radio favorite Britney Spears on The All-New Mickey Mouse Club. When you wish upon a star your dreams come true, y'all.


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In 1963 Bill Backer, an ad executive with McCann-Erickson, came up with the tagline "Things go better with Coke," and two years later the soft-drink giant began enlisting the top musical acts of the day to record 60-second ads that referenced their own hit songs. One such artist was Fontella Bass, whose "Rescue Me" was a smash in '65 (despite its title, that's all it shares with A Taste of Honey's aforementioned song of the same name).

The number-one R&B hit—and top-five pop hit—was recorded at the studios of Chess Records, located at 2120 S. Michigan Ave. in Chicago, and featured Minnie Riperton, later famous for 1975's "Lovin' You" (she's also Maya Rudolph's mother), on backing vocals and, five years before he formed Earth, Wind & Fire, Maurice White on drums. As for Bill Backer, he created other successful ad campaigns for Coca-Cola, including one that shows up in the final scene of Mad Men's 2015 series finale.

(written by Nic Dalton; produced by Evan Dando, Bruce Robb, Dee Robb, and Joe Robb)

"I'm thrilled to be in the same post code as you / I'll come and visit, maybe never go ..."

I love handclaps in songs almost as much as I love horns, strings, and a "Woo!" or two dozen. That's right, DJ Cassanova is giving you the claps [insert standard DJ air-horn noise here]! No, not the clap, singular—please stop making me put words in my mouth—so let me go ahead and trademark it: The Claps®.

Since their formation in Boston in '86 while still in high school, the Lemonheads have had a different lineup on each album, with singer-guitarist Evan Dando being the only constant. For the recording of their breakthrough LP, 1992's It's a Shame About Ray, the band consisted of Dando, Juliana Hatfield on bass and backing vocals, and David Ryan on drums. (Dando had played bass on 1989's Earwig, the second album by Hatfield's band, Blake Babies.)

I think Dando was a hell of a songwriter in his prime, but "Kitchen" was written by Australian bassist Nic Dalton, who joined the Lemonheads for the It's a Shame About Ray tour and stuck around to play on 1993's Come On Feel the Lemonheads, at which point (the) Lemonheads officially became the Lemonheads, something (the) Commodores never officially did, as far as I know.

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I haven't seen the Lemonheads in concert, but I've seen Dando (with Hatfield on bass, at Chicago's Taste of Randolph festival in 2003 two months after I moved here), and since he essentially is the Lemonheads, good enough for me. I've never been to a Jamiroquai concert, though, and despite my mild agoraphobia and claustrophobia, I wish I'd made an attempt in the late '90s—I bet they put on a good show.

I took the following photo of a pencil case at the tchotchkes-galore store Foursided in Chicago's Andersonville neighborhood last summer when my younger niece, now 16, was visiting. Once again, I'm curious:

(1) who put on the best concert you've ever attended, and

(2) who do you wish you'd seen in concert?

(I answered the latter, but, again, for those keeping score, my answer for the former is Daryl Hall & John Oates, before they'd lost that lovin' feeling altogether, in August 2002 at Chastain Park Amphitheater in Atlanta, with Todd Rundgren as the opener.)


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(written by William Shelby, Rickey Smith, and Kevin Spencer; produced by Leon Sylvers III)

"With love nothing is certain / You've got to go for it / When you feel it / Everybody, everybody needs somebody to love / And I choose you, baby ..."

Shalamar, like the Lemonheads, had numerous members from 1977 to '90, but the "classic" lineup of Jeffrey Daniel, Howard Hewett, and Jody Watley, which held steady from '79 to '83, is the one fans remember most fondly. With Leon Sylvers III as their producer—with his family's group, the Sylvers, he'd already topped the charts with "Boogie Fever" in '76—the trio generated hit singles like "The Second Time Around," "A Night to Remember," "Dead Giveaway," and "Make That Move," which, like the Lemonheads' "Kitchen," has The Claps® [insert standard DJ air-horn noise here, and now that we've followed the rule of threes to its natural conclusion, that's enough of that].

Daniel and Watley got their start as dancers on Soul Train, which began in Chicago in 1970 on WCIU Channel 26—it was broadcast from the 43rd floor of the Board of Trade building in the Loop—before entering first-run syndication, from Los Angeles, in '71. (The local, black-and-white version of the show continued to air until '76, yet no footage of it exists, unfortunately, presumably because VCRs weren't commonplace in American homes until the '80s.)

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I made moves in college, but only the most nonthreatening of dance moves. As a member of the University of Georgia's Ballroom Performance Group, I got to lightly touch young women who never would've let me do so otherwise and travel in 1998 to Canada, where my dance partner and I came in seventh in an international west-coast swing competition. Impressive, huh? Thank you so much, and not just for not asking me, "There were only seven couples competing, weren't there?"


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(written and produced by Dann Hume and Laura Mvula)

"Take all of me / I wanna fall into a synergy / Give in to the feeling / You know there's nowhere else you'd rather be ..."

In an interview with the UK's DIY magazine about her album Pink Noise, Laura Mvula, who was born in 1986 in Birmingham, England, said, "I decided that I was going to draw on my childhood—which I spent constantly raiding my mum's wardrobe—and all the pop icons that I grew up listening to: Prince, Michael and Janet Jackson, Earth, Wind & Fire, Peter Gabriel, Whitney [Houston]." And if Houston had teamed up in '87 with the Phenix Horns, the former horn section for Earth, Wind & Fire, after they'd nearly upstaged Phil Collins on 1985's "Sussudio"—trombonist Louis Satterfield played bass on Fontella Bass's "Rescue Me" 20 years earlier—the result might've sounded like the album's irrepressible title track.

In case you're wondering, pink noise has more bass than white noise. White noise, according to Joy Chevalier* in response to my previous Timesesh, is "what I call your writing, Robert."

(written by Elizabeth Ziman; produced by Tony Berg, Dan Molad, and Ziman)

"Don't have to wonder what they're laughin' about / Only matters if you swallow it down / I don't care about what anyone believes / I only care about you and me ..."

If a radio station has "Lite" in its name, you can be pretty sure it plays soft rock (a.k.a. adult contemporary, a.k.a. easy listening) the first 10 months of every year, with the final 2, of course, being reserved for nonstop Christmas music. Soft rock doesn't always get the respect it deserves, if you ask me, but when it works it really works, as is the case with this single by Elizabeth & the Catapult. It reminds me a bit of Sara Bareilles's "Love Song," which all of the Lite FM stations understandably went bananas for in 2007 and '08.

Speaking of Sara(h), Sarah Fry* asked me earlier this week if I could use AI to create a virtual dancer in order to distract listeners from all this verbiage. And if Charlotte OH! sabotages the 28-step career plan I so carefully crafted for her, I may need Sarah Nozick* to take on the assignment of becoming a semi-nihilistic, Billie Eilish-style pop star named Sarah NO!

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And speaking of 2007, because I spent a lot of time as a kid listening to soft rock on EZ Hits 108 with my mom as she drove me to and from Sears Portrait Studio, for Mother's Day that year I bought her Time-Life's Classic Soft Rock collection—168 soft-rock classics of the '70s and '80s on 10 CDs, plus a bonus CD of hits from 1977, all for a low, low price!—after I saw a half-hour infomercial on TV hosted by the two members of Air Supply and a woman named Angela they didn't seem to like very much. When your band's name is Air Supply, you're apparently allowed to deny oxygen to everyone else in the room.


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(written by Ray Barretto; produced by Jerry Masucci)

"If you would take my hand / If you would dare to see / The beauty in this land / That love can set free / A force to lift us all / It's called humanity / And it's there for you and me ..."

Conga king Ray Barretto, a New Yorker with Puerto Rican roots, helped popularize Latin soul, or boogaloo, in the 1960s after playing with legends like Tito Puente. In 1967 he signed with salsa label Fania Records, where he recorded the album Together. Is the title track the hornsiest song in this installment of Timesesh? Why yes it is, thanks to the sensational trumpet blasts of Roberto Rodriguez and Papy Roman.

You can't spell "humanity" without "unity," but there isn't always harmony between those two words, historically speaking. With another presidential election approaching, however, let's heed the words of Ray Barretto and "get together before it's too late, everybody."

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In Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson's Summer of Soul, which won the 2021 Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature, Barretto is seen performing "Together" at the 1969 Harlem Cultural Festival. One of Questlove's interviewees in the documentary is Charlayne Hunter-Gault, a reporter for The New York Times in '69.

Eight years earlier Hamilton Holmes and she broke barriers and made headlines across the country by becoming the first Black students to enroll at the University of Georgia, where she met my uncle, Walter Stovall; they were married two years later but had to do so in Detroit due to interracial marriages being outlawed in the south at the time. In a statement to the press Walter wrote, "Our understanding is that the institution of marriage is one which is blessed from above, and we feel that race can play no part in that sanction, though some areas of our country seem to try to make it so."

Charlayne and Walter's daughter, Suesan, was born in November of '63. Here's a photo of my cousin around the time of her third birthday, with Charlayne on her left and my grandmother, Martha McKay Stovall, on her right. (Charlayne and Walter divorced in '71, but both remarried.)


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(written by Victor Carstarphen, Gene McFadden, and John Whitehead; produced by Kenneth Gamble and Leon Huff)

"There's no reason for a few of us to demonstrate / When we need everybody to participate ..."

Back to Ray Barretto and "Together" for a second: How do we get together before it's too late? With people power.

Kenneth Gamble and Leon Huff, the founders of Philadelphia International Records, the nexus of Philly soul in the '70s, weren't afraid to make music with a message. Philadelphia International was home to artists like the O'Jays, Teddy Pendergrass, and Billy Paul, whose song "Me and Mrs. Jones," a number-one R&B and pop hit in 1972, explored the still-taboo subject of adultery, at least as far as Top 40 radio was concerned.

Paul shines on "People Power," but the MVPs of the track, in my opinion, are, from left to right in the PowerPoint deck on your screen, Carla Benson, Barbara Ingram, and Evette Benton, dubbed the Sweethearts of Sigma because they added backing vocals to countless songs at Philadelphia's Sigma Sound Studios, including the Spinners' "Could It Be I'm Falling in Love" (1972), a staple of EZ Hits 108's rotation in the '80s.

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Have I bragged before about how I made leisure suits all the rage in the late '70s? Soon enough adults were wearing them too, including Don Knotts on the sitcom Three's Company. (Like I said before, I'm not a sociopath. My wife, who's a therapist, diagnosed me as just a garden-variety raging narcissist. What a relief.)


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This public service announcement won a Clio Award in recognition of its voice-over and copywriting. Public libraries, like many other democratic institutions, are under attack these days, so let's do what we can to keep them healthy! (It'll make me less preachy, for one thing.)

I have a master's degree in library and information science, but because I only put it to use in the working world for a total of 10 months a decade ago—working for an actual raging narcissist at a local museum, no less, but since he's only 79 years old, he has a good chance of being elected president one day—you have to suffer along as I justify my remaining student loans by digging up various archival facts about musicians and their songs.

You're suffering beautifully, for what it's worth.

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Attention, all you fashionistas with binoculars listening to Timesesh right now, no doubt you noticed earlier in the set that I wore a Star Wars belt in my kindergarten class photo—all class photos at Alexander II were taken in the library, or "media center"—but in my first-grade class photo—I owned that front-row, third-from-left spot—you'll appreciate that I followed then-current trends and switched to a Pac-Man belt.

Sashay! Shantay!


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(written by David Foster, Kenny Loggins, and Michael McDonald; produced by Bruce Botnick and Loggins)

"Does anything last forever? / I don't know / Baby, we're near the end ..."

Yes, Mr. Loggins, we are near the end of this Timesesh. But my first name ain't "Baby." It's Janet—"Ms. Jackson" if you're nasty!

You may be more of a fan of Kenny Loggins's movie-soundtrack classics "Footloose," "Danger Zone," or "I'm Alright," or possibly "This Is It" or "What a Fool Believes," both of which he cowrote with Michael McDonald and the latter of which he recorded before McDonald and the Doobie Brothers made it a hit, but for me his masterpiece is another cowrite with McDonald (and superproducer David Foster), "Heart to Heart." It came out around the time I was sporting that Pac-Man belt, so the lyrics didn't mean much to me, but I knew in my milk-drenched bones it was an emotional roller coaster, and, as with a lot of songs I liked as a child, it made me think, Being an adult must be so cool!

Yes, I was naive.

The song's sax solo is performed by David Sanborn, who died on May 12 at age 78. (R.I.P., sir!) You might recognize his distinctive alto-sax sound from tunes like David Bowie's "Young Americans" (recorded at Sigma Sound in Philadelphia), Stevie Wonder's "Tuesday Heartbreak," and James Taylor's cover of Marvin Gaye's "How Sweet It Is (to Be Loved by You)."

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I'm going to go full Casey Kasem now and make a special American Top 40 dedication to my wife, Tamara, the therapist who does not endorse yet fully accepts my raging narcissism. We got married on July 1 last year, but before that we had many heart-to-hearts over the years, with topics ranging from "Robert, why do you like soft rock?" to "Tamara, how can you not like soft rock?" We still don't see eye to eye on that topic, but I think we can manage heart to heart for the long run.


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(written and produced by O'Kelly Isley, Ronald Isley, and Rudolph Isley)

"Don't wanna make you feel / I'm neglecting you / I'd love to spend more time / Oh, but I got so many things to do ..."

For the final song of this set, here's a gentle reminder that we still have work to do: we all have to submit our time sheets by the end of the day.

Sometimes I think Ronald Isley might be the greatest male singer of all time. His performance on "Work to Do" is a little shout-ier than a compliment like that might lead you to expect, but the Isleys were the first group, after all, to score a hit with "Twist and Shout" (1962) in addition to writing and recording "Shout" (1959). "Work to Do" was covered by Average White Band in 1974 and by Vanessa Williams in '91, who wisely changed the lyric "Keep your love lights burning / And a little food hot in my plate" to "Keep your love lights burning / You gotta have a little faith." Keep your own food hot, gentlemen!

"Work to Do" was the Isley Brothers' last single as a trio: in 1973 they moved from Buddah Records to CBS/Epic and made younger brothers Ernie (guitar) and Marvin (bass) official members along with brother-in-law Chris Jasper (keyboards), although all three had been playing on the older Isleys' records for years at that point, including "Work to Do."

Thank you for listening. Your host next Friday will be DJ Fabuloso, a.k.a. Fabricio Thomas*! And since I'll be on vacation that day—Fabricio, please don't take it personally that I'm out of town whenever you're in charge—I'll go ahead and promote June 14's Timesesh as well, when your host will be DJ Jazzy Yazzy, a.k.a. two-time RAPP Radio 2022 veteran Yasmire Wiley*!

(Click here for a Spotify playlist, minus the radio ads and PSA I played, of today's Timesesh.)

* Names of RAPPers have been changed to protect the innocent just in case the innocent don't want to find their names on a random blog during a random Google search.