Internationally broadcast scratch paper.
we don't flush everytime either! We're nearly homeless!
We rub possum oil on our underarms. Gets rid of the hair (and friends). We use every part of the possum. It's the only animal i'll kill. Hell, I really love to kill these things. Sometimes i'll extract the oil while they're alive, and make them watch me rub it on my underarms, then kill it. Won't eat them though (vegetarian).
You southern folk disgust me.