I'm really enjoying not showering every single day. I'm also enjoying not flushing every time I use the bathroom. I feel like I've turned a big corner in my life. Thank you, moderately hygienic friends, for showing me the way.
We rub possum oil on our underarms. Gets rid of the hair (and friends). We use every part of the possum. It's the only animal i'll kill. Hell, I really love to kill these things. Sometimes i'll extract the oil while they're alive, and make them watch me rub it on my underarms, then kill it. Won't eat them though (vegetarian).
we don't flush everytime either! We're nearly homeless!
ReplyDeleteWe rub possum oil on our underarms. Gets rid of the hair (and friends). We use every part of the possum. It's the only animal i'll kill. Hell, I really love to kill these things. Sometimes i'll extract the oil while they're alive, and make them watch me rub it on my underarms, then kill it. Won't eat them though (vegetarian).
ReplyDeleteYou southern folk disgust me.
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