What an odd design for a bottle that contains alcohol. Oh, wait ... never mind. I get it now.
According to Don Julio's helpful corporate literature, those two things on the side of the tequila bottle that look like hands on a scrotum are actually "agave leaves." Well, that explains that.
I'm with you on the hands, but I don't see the scrotum. I kind of want you to elaborate, but I kind of don't.
ReplyDeleteThe scrotum, as I see it, is the bulge that the hands/leaves are on. It's directly under the big ol' shaft.
ReplyDeletenative americans have for centuries used agave leaves on the scrotal sack to promote fertility, robert.
ReplyDeleteu: really?
me: no.
but tequila has probably caused my agave leaves to land on a scrotum or two.
u: really?
me: no. well, yes.