Mr. Beckham, try to make sure the celebrity welcome wagon doesn't crush your multimillion-dollar legs under its wheels. Because then we would have to shoot you. And then you would have to go back to Europe. Where you would probably be shot again just to prove that your American handlers didn't do it right. Besides, Tom Cruise is obviously only 14 years old and therefore wouldn't be strong enough to lift those heavy wheels off your legs.By the way, your wife is an android. Have you seen I, Robot? I have a feeling she's not going to get along with the Fresh Prince.
Tom Cruise has never looked so normal.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a little boy! I think there really is a case to be made for men that once you're in your 40s, even if you still have a full head of hair, do NOT grow out your bangs. (An exception would be me in case my hair comes back in my 40s.)
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