Waiting at the bus stop today beside me was a man wearing a raincoat and a cowboy hat. He was smoking a cigarillo and holding a half-full (I'm an optimist) two-liter bottle of Diet Dr Pepper. With that kind of arsenal, a man can tackle the day with confidence.
Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher is interviewed in the current issue of Vanity Fair. She's in her underwear on the cover, but in the interview she talks about being molested by her uncle at age six.
I'm really disappointed in Vanity Fair. The least they could've done is put Hatcher's hair in pigtails on the cover. Cowards.