Comma Chameleon is a man without conviction (the legal kind, at least).

The U.S. Army is the main client of RAPP, the marketing agency where I've worked since November 2019. For a Fiscal Year 2024 kickoff meeting last October, each team—Account, Strategy, Tech, etc.—was asked to reintroduce itself to the others with a presentation of some sort.

I suggested to my team, Creative, that we riff on G.I. Joe action-figure "cardbacks" from the '80s; we "created" our AI-enabled comic-book-like images via Freepik.com. I'm glad I was able to generate a tough-looking version of myself with no more than five fingers on each hand, even though AI Me is right-handed, not left-, and chicken-scratches with two penknives "that are both pens and knives" in his dominant hand for no apparent reason.