"The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone, and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel or watch female mud wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home or play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!"
—psychotic cable-TV technician Chip Douglas (Jim Carrey) in The Cable Guy (1996)
Eighteen years later, however, I still haven't found that female-mud-wrestling channel. C'est la vie.