This blog is not this blog.
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, offending sir or madam, but ID theft feels like a particularly aggressive yet nonverbal way of saying "f**k you," so please come up with another name for your "internationally broadcast scratch paper" (that phrase is mine too—I'm calling retroactive dibs on everything). For instance, I have no qualms with the name Wineberry Koala 69, so think it over and get back to me. You have five seconds. (What do you think this is, a Capitol Hill debt-ceiling negotiation? I don't have that kind of patience.)
Also, in case anyone out there is confused, I've written for Popdose and Popblerd, but not Popdust, PopCrush, PopCrunch, PopSugar, or Pop Candy. Believe me, there have been days when I've felt like a fraud, but I'd still like to think I'm no one's carbon copy.